In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix political dramedy, a mild-mannered State House photographer recently found himself at the heart of a power struggle, TikTok edition. Sources whisper (in between giggles) that a top State House press honcho, hailing proudly from the political savannahs of Ruto’s backyard, nearly evicted the lensman from his post. His crime? Committing the unforgivable act of… creating a State House TikTok page.
Yes, you read that right. TikTok.
Apparently, the press boss wasn’t exactly thrilled about the idea of Kenya’s seat of power being reduced to 15-second videos of marching guards, “behind the scenes” handshakes, and First Lady-approved slow-mo flag raisings set to trending soundtracks. “What is this nonsense?” he reportedly barked, scrolling through videos that were already clocking tens of thousands of views.
The firing paperwork was allegedly almost signed, sealed, and delivered until a surprise twist saved the day (and the photographer’s pension).
Enter a top member of the First Family, known for their quiet power, steely charm, and allegedly impeccable lighting preferences. The photographer, it turns out, has been more than just a snap-happy servant of the state; he’s been the unofficial holiday photographer of the First Family for years. From sunlit coastlines to alpine chalets, he’s captured everything from presidential poolside poses to candid moments with ice cream cones.
“He is seen as their son,” one insider whispered while trying not to laugh. “You don’t just fire family. Especially not over TikTok.”
With a gentle but firm “Hapana hiyo”, the top member of the first family reportedly overruled the press boss, leaving the would-be executioner to awkwardly backtrack into his office.
And here’s where it gets juicier: the TikTok page? It’s now one of the most vibrant PR tools State House has, with followers growing faster than fuel prices. Even the once-skeptical press boss from Ruto’s backyard now grudgingly admits: “Sawa, it’s not too bad.”
But all is not rosy in the kingdom of content.
Sources now claim the same press boss is privately grumbling that the photographer has become “untouchable”. “Huyo jamaa sasa ni kama prince,” he allegedly muttered during a particularly spicy goat-meat lunch. “Ata ukimwambia apige picha ya press release, anakuliza kama iko na aesthetic.”
In a hilariously petty twist of fate, the photographer is now quietly being punished, not with demotion, but with strategic travel bans. While State House delegations fly off to Europe, Asia, and the Americas, the photographer is reportedly stuck covering “internal and just Africa” trips.
“Uko Eldoret? Mombasa? Addis Ababa? Eeh, huyo atakuwepo,” joked one aide. “Lakini ukienda Paris ama New York, photographer wetu ataona kwa TikTok.”
Still, the man remains loyal, unfazed, and according to those close to him, always ready with the perfect filter.
And with TikTok views rising and the First Family still backing their beloved holiday photographer, one thing is clear: in the game of State House thrones, never underestimate the power of a well-framed reel.
